The two most dangerous words in the English language? "Open" and "bar." The worst part? Fucking McDonalds stops selling breakfast at 10:30, so sausage biscuit procurement is now an impossibility. Assholes.
Luckily, it's Friday, which can mean only one thing...BLUE STATES LOSE.
In totally random news, Morrissey has named his new album. It will be called Ringleader Of The Tormentors. Uh...yyyyyyeah...ohhkay.
Have a great weekend. This will help.
**UPDATE** Is there no justice? Bono didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. Shocker. (Remember kids, October is Sarcastics Month!)
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